L.E. Shaw Photography

I know you are all dying to know how our beach trip went! We headed down Thursday toMyrtle Beach for a weekend seminar (which was FABULOUS), and it just happened to coincide with the Harley Rally which I thought was just TOO cool. I've never seen so many gorgeous bikes in one place before! I know you'd love to see the pictures, and let me assure you we took the camera, but.....we had TOO great of a time and were forced to destroy the evidence (jk). I did however, bring back a list of things learned over the weekend:

Things I learned while attending a Myrtle Beach Seminar during bike week:

1. One Harley at 3am is louder than 10 Harleys at 3pm.

2. While it’s cool that you can still cruise the strip au natural (hair-wise that is), helmets should be mandatory after any amount of alcohol consumption or on highways (due to the other 4-wheeled idiots on the road).

3. It is fairly easy to steal a bike (they even gave a demonstration on the 6:00 news). However, fighting for survival after the owner hunts you down is not so fun.

4. If you’re planning to rent a bike once you get to the beach, you better call in advance!

5. CHROME=GOOD MOPED=NOT-SO-GOOD!

6. Ocean Blvd was originally designed as a parking lot.

7. Someone, somewhere has a lovechild.

8. It is only acceptable to drink beer at 10am in the following situations: you have yet to go to sleep from the night before - bike rally at Broadway at the beach - RACE DAY!!!!1

9. The ‘no alcohol past this point’ sign means ‘no freakin’ alcohol past this point’!!! Security will not pause to ask questions before they tackle your arse.

10. The Harley riders are soooooo much better behaved than kids at Senior Week after graduation!